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Bald Man makes his mop sauce with a blend of 100% Not-Secret-At-All ingredients he pulled out of the ground, off the shelf and (sometimes) out of thin air with the lofty goal of putting just the right zing in your zang. NOTE: ‘zang’ is a clinical term. it refers to anything you might want to add extra flavor to, including (but not limited to) chicken, beef, pork, tempeh, fish and shrimp. SECOND NOTE (Just as important as the first): Bald Man Mop Sauce is–under no circumstances–to be used as shaving lather. Get your cue ball gleaming with something else: this is a condiment.